This movie is out of this world.

I gotta talk about Moon Maidens, a very strange film I watched today. Actually I don’t know if it counts as a film, given it’s only 43 minutes. Directed by Fred Olen Ray, Moon Maidens stars Frankie Cullen as Max, a guy who is way too buff of a stud to be working as a deep space researcher. Max is caught by his sexy ginger wife Karen (Heather Vandeven) while porking his neighbor, the even bustier ginger Rita (Rebecca Love).

Karen tells him he’s sleeping on the couch for now, and goes outside to find a meteor crash landed in their front lawn. After picking up a piece of the meteor, Karen begins acting strange. She talks like a bimbo, immediately forgives her husband and bangs the crap out of him, starts wearing really revealing clothes, and keeps banging the other women in the movie including Rita and their friend Carla (Christine Nguyen). You know, I started looking through the filmographies of the actors in this movie and they’ve pretty much done nothing but pornos.

Something strange is going on here and I do like a good mystery. Karen suddenly is very interested in Max’s research.

Max is competing with Tom (Billy Chappell), the latter of which concocts a plan to steal the former’s plans for the space research or whatever so he can keep the job and get the raise. That’s not a euphemism but it should be in this film. The movie has a lot of sexy moments and quite a few scenes where the women get their breasts out for our enjoyment. It seems to cut right before the sex and skip to right after it, and a lot of scenes seem to be lost in translation. Like Karen just shows up and Max is like “oh you took a shower” with no other context.

It’s a good thing this movie is only 43 minutes because there’s not much going on and the whole teasing thing with the sex would get frustrating as a feature length film. And speaking of feature length, time to check out the other reviews on IMDB.

Ah crap, I’ve been tricked into watching an edited-for-Tubi porno film again. This has happened way too much to be a coincidence. Overall I’d say this is a pretty family friendly movie.

Rating: 69