Children are stupid. (Spoilers)

Eric and Rachel are at home with Faith, and Rachel is pissed that people at the Foundation keep judging her and staring. Probably because of that eyeball she gouged out in a freaky ritual. Faith begins drawing spooky monsters and Rachel explains that the two need to get a divorce and Eric needs to leave, a great idea considering Faith seems to despise her and isn’t listening to anything she says. Probably on account of Rachel losing and then abandoning her to be eaten by demon dogs.

Neither Rachel or Eric seem to pay much concern about Faith bleating out scripture. Eric sends her to bed again, and seriously how much frigging time is rolling in this series? An spoopy monster appears in Rachel’s house and then disappears again. And then another spoopy monster appears in the house and then disappears again. Xavier shows up at the house because he’s hungry for another gangbang. He explains that he needs to take Faith so he can start the ascension and bring them all to the Purifier’s world.

Oh God, Xavier is going to pull a Jonestown. Eric lets Nora free so he can stare at her ass while she walks out.

Britt sums up how stupid their plot of the show has been to a stranger over the phone before having a hallucinogenic breakdown of her mother trying to convince her to drink herself to death. Because people in this world are just used to hallucinating constantly, nobody pays any attention to it. Britt shoves her mom’s ghost and destroys a bottle of booze. Astrid apologizes for not being there, when she probably should have apologized for leaving a full bottle of booze on the kitchen table in a house being inhabited by a recovering alcoholic.

Astrid is at the hospital with Orson who is not talking and acting like a shithead, so he’s back to normal. The doctor comes in and says that Orson should probably see a specialist given his brain seems to be mostly composed of tar and pigeon feathers, and Astrid explains that he’s always been like that. Orson asks Astrid to read him a book, and it turns out to be a messed up version of the Three Billy Goats Gruff. The rust world is messing with children’s books now. Apparently it also conjured a demon to impersonate Britt and convince another addict to overdose.

Astrid reads the creepy goat book anyway to her child who has been missing for months and has been clearly traumatized and screwed up in the head. Both kids mention The Lady in the Woods. Astrid realizes it’s probably not a good look if she misses a meeting with the social worker because she was at the bar.

We finally have a mystery. The lady in the woods.